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" I'll go to see movies, but I also love being at home on my couch and pausing every 10 minutes to pee. "

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" Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare! "

" When I was a kid I went to Catholic school, and they used to drag us out to pro-life rallies and stuff full of crazy people. "

" Back in high school, there was something fun and dangerous about inhabiting a different personality. "

" I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly. "

" There are a lot of young, well-educated, artistic people out there that like to be entertained. "

" I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie. "

" I don't really know, I was thinking about that the other day that there aren't a lot of younger up and comers that I'm that interested in, in the comedy world. Everyone seems to be trying to play it safe. "

" I think, you know, I'm German, and um, probably not very expressive in my emotions. "

" The idea that everyone's opinion is valuable is sometimes up for question. "

" Online piracy needs to be dealt with itself, because people are just wholesale stealing people's work and not paying for it. It's very hard to figure out a way to fix it. "

" Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the networks. "

" Abbott and Costello were huge for me as a very young person. "

" I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. "

" Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. "

" There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. "

" Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters. "

" I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that. "

" In a crazy world where he would get nominated, I'd like to see Obama run against Herman Cain. That would be fantastic. If Herman Cain became president, there'd be a certain sort of morbid curiosity for me. "

" Well, I love Bob Dylan, let's make that clear. He's one of my musical heroes. "

" The scariest thing about screening a comedy... if you screen a drama, you know, there's no real way to tell in real time if people are enjoying it or not. But in a comedy, it's like, if people aren't laughing, it's sort of scary. "

" I think there's a fine, healthy tradition of, you know, the people on the fringes satirizing the process of Hollywood. "

" I don't have a big hang-up about my body. "

" In the world of 'Tim and Eric,' everything is big and ridiculous and absurd. "