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" I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over. "

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" We can stop the cycle of animal homelessness and save lives by opening our hearts and homes to a loving cat or dog from an animal shelter instead of buying animals from breeders or pet shops. "

" Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. "

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" If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. "

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" Just watching my cats can make me happy. "

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" I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other. "

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" I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with. "

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