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" A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. "
End
Responsibility
No Sense
" But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. "
Him
Man
Said
" Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear. "
Wear
Man
Conceit
" I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed. "
Middle
Men
Want
" I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. "
Life
Sadness
Fun
" Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. "
Must
Sweet
Stolen
" If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest. "
Rest
Enough
You
" I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. "
Me
Look
Work
" It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. "
Best
You
Truth
" It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. "
I Am
Dealt
Suffering
" It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over. "
Men
Man
Enough
" It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. "
Impossible
Plenty
Unless
" It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one. "
Virtues
Sympathy
Find
" It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. "
Stupid
Love
Pleasant
" Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. "
Moving On
Measles
Love Is
" Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer. "
Beginning
Beautiful
Life
" One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life. "
Daily
Values
Things
" People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained. "
Happy
Business
Me
" There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. "
You
Nothing
Doing
" The weather is like the government, always in the wrong. "
Always
Wrong
Weather
" Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity. "
Time
Shadow
Eternity
" We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe. "
Alone
Together
Own
" We drink one another's health and spoil our own. "
Health
Our
Own
" What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. "
Funny
Disguise
Blessing
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